Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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