I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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