if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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