Its about making memories worth repressing
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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