shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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