He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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