How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Only a mothe r could love this liver
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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