'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
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