There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Randomize