He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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