she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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