I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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