garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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