covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
