he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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