the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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