My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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