He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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