You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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