dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I AM VODKA MAN
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
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