I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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