what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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