i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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