does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Randomize
