apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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