Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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