I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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