Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
i think my cat just said my name.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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