dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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