I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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