I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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