And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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