There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I FOUND THE LEGS
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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