yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
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