I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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