What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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