is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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