Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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