and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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