i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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