Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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