ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
