I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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