i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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