I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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