You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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