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(925): View more from California

we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks

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(801): View more from Utah

He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.

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(512): View more from Texas

I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.

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(847): View more from Illinois

There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"

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(917): View more from New York City

hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye

(908): View more from New Jersey

AMAZING.

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(415): View more from California

You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.

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(347): View more from New York

I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place

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