Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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