1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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