I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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