i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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