Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
the raccoons are back...
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